For three or four weeks now I have been after the “other household Member” to trim my toe nails. “Go get a pedicure” she says. “No, says I, my toes are tender and they will hurt me.” “Well, then, do them yourself she says.”…..There just ain’t no giving in to that woman… I try my best but my dang big belly gets in the way,  I trim them jagged and I can’t get in the corners, the nails are digging into my big toes and I am limping around….Well, today at the Walmart store, they have 2 for 1 day….She drags me with her, all the way, me whimpering and carrying on all the way…She get  the guy and I get the lady, both of them from China or Korea and the lady says something that sounds like “cut off your toes”…”No, no, trim, trim…..Careful, I have tender feet, you know..tender feet….”Ah so, ah so ” or something like that and she goes to soaking my feet for a while, then gently clips the nails, then gets long pieces from the sides of the big toes…and junk, (oh,well, you don’t need to hear all the gory details)…then she lotions my feet and legs and rubs them for a long, long time….This woman has won me over….Shoot, Pedicures are the only way to go..The other “household member” will never, ever, touch my feet again…And she paid the bill….My feet feel good fellers…so  do your self a favor and get a pedicure….It don’t hurt…..Pete