Tiger to settle for 750 million?
Posted by Pete | Posted in News | Posted on 06-07-2010
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I read over the weekend that the divorce settlement for Tiger was going to be 750 million dollars. As I recall there were about 10 names of women that he had carried on with, that is a whopping 75 million per gal if that is right. You gonna have to win a few more tournments petty quick, huh? Now, it is not any of my business nor is it the business of any of my readers, but I think we all agree Mr. Wood that you need to figure a few things out. The cost of playing a round (excuse the pun) has really gone up. And so has the cost of the 19th hole! ……Didn’t the paper report that when Tiger wrecked his SUV that Mrs. Wood was standing there over him with a nine iron? Well, that’s old news but seems as thought Tiger is having trouble getting use to his new clubs. I hope he gets everything going again soon. With Tiger and Phil out of the line-up, things just ain’t the same, huh?……Wonder how many millions Tiger has left? I reckon he will probably be ok, don’t you? I kind of worry about him some…He can’t have another 750 million left, can he? If they spilt it in half, I reckon he does….dang



Who cares? Tiger’s creditability got wrapped around that tree in Florida by his Escalade. Tiger is a has been both in golf as well as with women. He had best go back to Mississippi and spend more time in rehab, if it can be called that.
Send him on over, we will get some more of that 750M. May even lower our taxes. Well naw, that won’t happen.
You know, if he in fact has 750 million left, why worry with golf anyway….He needs to spend it and not give it away…not foolishly anyway….There are two childrens homes in Portales, NM that could use some of it and I am sure there are others…