Cola Chases Satin
Posted by Pete | Posted in News | Posted on 13-08-2010
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I read this morning where the fellow that caused the Delta flight, Los Angeles to Tampa Bay to divert to Albuquerque because he was interfering with a flight crew, has pleaded guilty…One of the things he pleaded guilty to was taking a two liter bottle of cola and spraying the other passengers while saying “get thee behind me, Satan.” And he threatened to blow up the plane. There was no report on the whereabouts of Satan….I think he probably deplaned here in Albuquerque….I probably should get me a 2 liter bottle of cola just in case…..
It is good to know that Satan is now in Albuquerque. At least, we now know where Satan is. He must have always been there because, when I was at Kirtland AFB, I heard many many troops calling it a desert hellhole that I got tired of hearing it, and simply started biking out into the desert all alone in the hopes of finding Satan’s lair. I never found it. I came to the conclusion that he is not in Albuqueque, nor the surrounding area. It is too close to Glorieta, the most beautiful and peaceful spot in North America. Satan couldn’t survive there. There are too many praying Baptists for Satan to be successful in working his evil.
Since those words have already been said by the Christ, this person seems to be mocking the Christ. This makes him the antichrist. I wonder where Barack Obama was during this episode.
He is here, of that I am sure…..