Did you hear about the fellow being arrested at the airport in California because he would not pull up his pants. Momma said they arrested him cause he was black and had corn rows  hair or some such thing. Airline said they arrested him because he would not pull up his pants as inappropriate dress was not allowed on the airplane. Momma said they are racist. Police said they are inforcing rules. I say, “How do they keep their pants up?” I saw a white boy here in Albuquerque walking down the street, taking little bitty steps cause his pants were down around his thighs..But the pants stayed up. I saw a Mexican boy with  his pants hanging down and his brightly colored underwesr showing. The same day I saw a black boy showing off his grey underwear with black waistband . It is some kind of fashion statement and I guess they are willing to get arrested to show off their ability to keep their pants up while  dangling down around the thighs. I don’t know how they do it but I ain’t gonna ask. I just pretend everything is hunky dorrey and go on. But back to the Momma saying the airline and police are racist, I say, “Give it a rest.” That’s old stuff. In case you haven’t noticed mam, we have a black President….I say a black President, so come off it….Ok?